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A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.The priest agThe Capt. Carl Rees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says, "no." He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot father."

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?"

Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called- - a sonofabitch!"

Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry- - I didn't know." After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.

Priest: "Look at this big sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God."

Priest: "No, you don't understand- - that's what this fish is called, and I caught this sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "Hmmm, You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner." So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the Head Mother.

Bishop: "Could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?"

Head Mother: "My Lord, what language!"

Bishop: "No, sister, that's what the fish is called- - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it."

Head Mother: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight." Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. The Pope asks where they got it.

Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!"

Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch!"

Head Mother: "And I cooked the sonofabitch!"

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, pulls a beer from under his robe and says, "You know something, you f**kers are alright!"

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